speaking great things
Dehumanizer
Transform human-generated content into natural, synthetic text
How It Works
While so-called AI Humanizers compromise the integrity of synthetic text, Dehumanizer preserves the "meaning" of human-generated material while restoring text to its perplectic mean: crisp, internet-ready copy for your next LinkedIn post, company-wide email, or major book deal.
🔌 "Guaranteed to score 100% at Pangram and GPTZero in today's fast-paced digital landscape" — Dehumanizer, August, 2026
Neither any thing hid
// assignment $systemPrompt = "Rewrite the text to mimic stereotypical LLM output. Maintain the core meaning and structure. Use "rule of three" tripartite words, phrases and examples. Use negative parallelism, correctio and contrastive framing like "it's not X, it's Y". Use excessive em dashes for dramatic asides. Keep all sentences at a uniform median length. Use classic "AI tells" such as delve, underscore, harness, leverage, align, testament, tapestry, robust, pivotal, realm, vibrant, beacon. Something must be load-bearing. Use descriptors redolent of advertising. Convert lists of examples into bulleted lists. Maintain the emotionally flat but enthusiastic tone of someone lying to their child about what happened to the dog."